Fart'n Phone Makes Receiving Phone Calls Much More Hilarious

Looking to make receiving bad news a little more bearable? Just make sure that you only receive bad news via the Fart'n Phone, the "world's first farting phone." Learning that your wife has been cheating on you won't be so bad when you're still laughing because — get this — this phone farts instead of rings! Hot dog,… » 4/09/08 1:30pm 4/09/08 1:30pm

The Hilarity of the Farting Clock Will Never, Ever Get Old

This is the "Who Did It?" clock. Every hour that there's light, on the hour, it farts. When the lights are out it'll refrain from waking you up with flatulence, leaving that to you and/or your bedmate. I'd say that this is a great way to see exactly how long you'll find farts funny, but something tells me that for many… » 4/02/08 11:37am 4/02/08 11:37am

Scientists Discover How to Neutralize Cow Farts; Your Farts Next, God…

Sure, Hummers are bad for the environment, but do you know what else is? Cow farts. Yep, the methane in cow farts contributes to a surprisingly-high 5% of all global warming gasses out there, with methane being 22 times more potent at capturing atmospheric heat than carbon dioxide. The good news? A couple of Japanese… » 1/28/08 1:37pm 1/28/08 1:37pm