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    Tina Fey's Fart Machine Becoming a Reality...Only With Gaseous Microbes

    Man Builds Chair That Tweets His Farts, Single-Handedly Justifies Twitter's Existence

    The Silent Farter Chair Has a Crude Sense of Humor

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    Image of Nick Nick
    04/23/09

    In reply to Tina Fey's Fart Machine Becoming a Reality...Only With Gaseous Microbes
    sooo, you're telling me you have to shock em with electricity so they will fart methane that we can then turn to electricity? ummmm
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    Image of shadydentist shadydentist
    04/23/09

    In reply to Tina Fey's Fart Machine Becoming a Reality...Only With Gaseous Microbes
    Methane is odorless. In fact, the majority of a fart is just air, Nitrogen and Oxygen.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    04/23/09

    @shadydentist: Right, though the parts that do pack a wallop are reduced sulphur, hydrogen sulphide butyric acid and such. Hooweeee
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    Image of Thunderdome Thunderdome
    04/14/09

    In reply to Man Builds Chair That Tweets His Farts, Single-Handedly Justifies Twitter's Existence
    Everybody farts. How is that a habit?
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    04/14/09

    @Thunderdome: It's like belching. Everybody on earth farts and burps, but not everyone does so noisily in front of other people, or at work. How you do it is the habit.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    04/14/09

    In reply to Man Builds Chair That Tweets His Farts, Single-Handedly Justifies Twitter's Existence
    Do these douchewaffles think that they can replace Facebook's Inanimate Carbon Rod? Really?
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    Image of Mayor McRib Mayor McRib
    04/14/09

    In reply to Man Builds Chair That Tweets His Farts, Single-Handedly Justifies Twitter's Existence
    Randy also has a complex setup that tweets every time he gets laid...unfortunately it's untested.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    04/14/09

    In reply to Man Builds Chair That Tweets His Farts, Single-Handedly Justifies Twitter's Existence
    And topping it all off, his Instructables post is wonderfully condescending. Thank you Web 2.0.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee
    04/14/09

    In reply to Man Builds Chair That Tweets His Farts, Single-Handedly Justifies Twitter's Existence
    While I admire your in depth reporting Gizmodo, you failed to ask the one question I think everyone is asking. Does it tweet any other gas moving events?
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    Image of John Herrman John Herrman
    04/14/09

    @BlueLabCoatWanting_GitEmSteveDave: Ugh.


    Yes.

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    Image of Fuzi Lojak Fuzi Lojak
    04/14/09

    In reply to Man Builds Chair That Tweets His Farts, Single-Handedly Justifies Twitter's Existence
    We're still just monkeys, pounding on a black obelisk...
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    04/14/09

    @Fuzi Lojak: More of a monolith :P
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    Image of not_a_virus.exe.vbs not_a_virus.exe.vbs
    04/14/09

    In reply to Man Builds Chair That Tweets His Farts, Single-Handedly Justifies Twitter's Existence
    This is why we are #1 in the world.
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    Image of Curves Curves
    03/19/09

    In reply to The Silent Farter Chair Has a Crude Sense of Humor
    My dad does this without high tech. If he passes gas (usually in church or some other inappropriate place) he turns to my mom and says "Ew, thats gross" and waves something in her direction to waft the scent away. She gets even by punching his arm in the parking lot.


    (So now you see why I am so screwed up; look at my parents.)

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    Image of Smokin13 Smokin13
    03/19/09

    In reply to The Silent Farter Chair Has a Crude Sense of Humor
    My farts don't stink.
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    03/19/09

    @Smokin13: Then you are not doing it right.
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    03/19/09

    In reply to The Silent Farter Chair Has a Crude Sense of Humor
    "It can often cause misunderstanding and unnecessary embarrassment for the innocent others."


    Well duuuhhhh!

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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    03/19/09

    In reply to The Silent Farter Chair Has a Crude Sense of Humor
    No, it wasn't me, it was the chair, eh.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    03/19/09

    In reply to The Silent Farter Chair Has a Crude Sense of Humor
    I think it needs to go back to the re-design stage. One of those legs looks crooked..
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    Image of tzakiel tzakiel
    03/19/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: I don't think you get it. the back legs are slanted a bit for stability. look at any common ikea chair for reference.
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    03/19/09

    @tzakiel: I wasn't referring to the legs being slanted outward for stability. I was talking about the rear right leg going inward...
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    03/19/09

    In reply to The Silent Farter Chair Has a Crude Sense of Humor
    And for the ladies...


    The Queef - featuring Eames styling and Larry Flynt sensibilities.

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