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cellphones

Scent Text Messaging Patented: Get Ready to Smell Farts from 3,000 Miles Away

Uh oh. A couple of companies in Germany have patented technology that enables sending scented text messages between phones. You know what this means: bring on the fart messages. More »

12:45 PM on Thu May 1 2008
By Adam Frucci
7,107 views, 27 comments

Latest by rich70734: Oh Tobias, where has your career gone? more »

hilarity

Fart'n Phone Makes Receiving Phone Calls Much More Hilarious

Looking to make receiving bad news a little more bearable? Just make sure that you only receive bad news via the Fart'n Phone, the "world's first farting phone." Learning that your wife has been cheating on you won't be so bad when you're still laughing because — get this — this phone farts instead of rings! Hot dog, that's hilarious! I don't even care about that diagnosis anymore. Farts! [Product Page via Nerd Approved]

1:30 PM on Wed Apr 9 2008
By Adam Frucci
4,258 views, 24 comments

farts

The Hilarity of the Farting Clock Will Never, Ever Get Old

This is the "Who Did It?" clock. Every hour that there's light, on the hour, it farts. When the lights are out it'll refrain from waking you up with flatulence, leaving that to you and/or your bedmate. I'd say that this is a great way to see exactly how long you'll find farts funny, but something tells me that for many of us, the answer to that question is "always." [Product Page via Nerd Approved]

11:37 AM on Wed Apr 2 2008
By Adam Frucci
5,003 views, 16 comments

Latest by n/a: Must. Have. One. Come to think of it, I'm surprised I never bought a whoopee cushion. Oops, wait. I did - -from Spencer's a long time ago. Dad wanted one for a prank, along with a rubber chicken. Guess the apple more »

environment

Scientists Discover How to Neutralize Cow Farts; Your Farts Next, God Willing

Sure, Hummers are bad for the environment, but do you know what else is? Cow farts. Yep, the methane in cow farts contributes to a surprisingly-high 5% of all global warming gasses out there, with methane being 22 times more potent at capturing atmospheric heat than carbon dioxide. The good news? A couple of Japanese scientists seem to have stumbled upon a way to neutralize this problem. More »

1:37 PM on Mon Jan 28 2008
By Adam Frucci
19,299 views, 87 comments

mojo filter

Keep Noxious Farts at Bay with the Gas Grabber

Oh good lord. Someone has invented a fart protector. After you've eaten the Thanksgiving turkey equivalent of a horse, some of that tryptophan is going to eventually turn into methane, and you're going to need some serious butt protection like this. This patented Gas Grabber anal pad uses activated charcoal to neutralize those toxic fumes, sparing all of your beloved family members from your willful violation of their airspace by your noxious kamikazes. So far, it's just in the patent application stage, so this special mojo filter won't be available this Thanksgiving. Too bad. [Inventor Spot, via UberGizmo]

12:30 PM on Wed Nov 21 2007
By Charlie White
17,194 views, 46 comments

Latest by ninjatales: Whatever happened to those "keep her warm with your fart" days? more »