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Homerjay is utterly alone.
11/16/09

In reply to The Erotica Phone: 1984's "Masterpiece of Micro-Processor Technology" (NSFW)
A quick google search of the 800-number results in some interesting reading. #theeroticaphone
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Pessimippopotamus
11/16/09

In reply to The Erotica Phone: 1984's "Masterpiece of Micro-Processor Technology" (NSFW)
Actually, ear full of cleavage feels good. #theeroticaphone
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fuzzymuffins
11/16/09

In reply to The Erotica Phone: 1984's "Masterpiece of Micro-Processor Technology" (NSFW)
now if she were only bacon-flavored, we'd have something.... #theeroticaphone
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Gordonium
11/16/09

@fuzzymuffins: There's an app[liable lubricant] for that.

[gizmodo.com] #theeroticaphone
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Kaiser-Machead
11/16/09

In reply to The Erotica Phone: 1984's "Masterpiece of Micro-Processor Technology" (NSFW)
Let everyone know you're a cunning linguist, today! #theeroticaphone
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Hiphopopotamus
11/16/09

In reply to The Erotica Phone: 1984's "Masterpiece of Micro-Processor Technology" (NSFW)
If this thing can forward calls, I am re-outfitting my office. #theeroticaphone
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Gordonium
11/16/09

In reply to The Erotica Phone: 1984's "Masterpiece of Micro-Processor Technology" (NSFW)
So, in 1984, that young exec was bragging to his former frat brothers about how he makes more money than God, spends it all on blow, and has a sweet new boobie-phone.

Anyone else find it ironic that this product can be ordered from a company based out of Mission, Kansas? #theeroticaphone
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Nathan Obbards
11/16/09

In reply to The Erotica Phone: 1984's "Masterpiece of Micro-Processor Technology" (NSFW)
I think it'd provide aural sex rather than oral sex.

I'm surprised that it only plugs into the wall and doesn't let you plug-in. #theeroticaphone
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Gordonium
11/16/09

@Nathan Obbards: Hey, at least they didn't go the extra mile for realism and design it to make your ear bloody a few days each month, one way or another.

Y'know, by, like, inexplicably cranking up the volume on you? #theeroticaphone
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madog
11/14/09

In reply to Becoming a Sexual Cyborg (NSFW)
I kept telling everyone that Johnny Mnemonic was ahead of its time and it's tech was going to come true. It predicted everything included in This Cyborg Life, except for the success of Ice-T's career, and cyborg tranny hookers, and why Takeshi Kitano was there, über brain-hacking dolphins, and... on second thought, what the fuck is that movie about?
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ludwigk
11/16/09

@madog: All I can remember is Keanu Reeves and Dina Meyer hanging out like in a VW van or something suspended high in the air for some reason. And yeah, there was a dolphin.

I paid to see that movie in theater, and I realized at some point that every movie I've ever seen based on a short story has turned out to be crap. #sextoys
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AmphetamineCrown
11/14/09

In reply to There Shouldn't Be A GPS Tracking System In My Lingerie
Geez, you'd think from the comments no one else every played "geocache your girlfriend." #gpslingerie
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Gordonium
11/14/09

In reply to There Shouldn't Be A GPS Tracking System In My Lingerie
Boy, this would entirely change the meaning of "a little to the left."

While "a little to the southwest" is more appropriate, saying something like that is just a mood killer. #gpslingerie
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Curves
11/14/09

In reply to Becoming a Sexual Cyborg (NSFW)
While relationships are sometimes difficult, I feel the loss of human interaction, passion and affection cant be replaced, even by the IStud. Sex isnt just about the most technically perfect orgasm (or 5) that you can have, but its about exploration, passion, caring, friendship, and whatever else the individual brings to the mix. IStud might be fun once, but for the long haul, serious hot passionate sex, give me a very real, flesh and blood, imperfect human. Anything we dont do technically perfect the first time, we can go back and get it right the second time. #sextoys
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maven2k
11/14/09

@Curves: I like your attitude. Seriously. #sextoys
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debbyherbenick
11/14/09

@Curves: Exactly. And it's interesting to me how little attention we've paid the emotional/relational side of sexuality and relationships (granted, we also understand that side far less than we understand the physical side). Love your perspective, which I'd guess is shared by many here.
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The Overmind (aka that guy)
11/14/09

@Curves: It is interesting you mention that. It's a completely different thing. I mean, you can literally wire someone up to get an orgasm at the push of an (electronic) button. But the whole interaction of the 2 (more than 2 may be fun, but I feel the intimacy is left behind in those situations) is what makes sex more than "rub rub rub *SPLAT*!"

Evolution has turned sex (like the act of eating) more than just a means to an end or even more than a simple reward. It's a complicated and wonderful social interaction. #sextoys
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Curves
11/15/09

@The Overmind (aka that guy): To use your eating analogy, yes, you can drive through and get something in a styrofoam box and eat it while in the car, OR you can sit down to savor a sumptous 12 course meal. The choice is yours.

ps-the "rub rub splat" thing cracked me up #sextoys
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The Overmind (aka that guy)
11/16/09

@Curves: Onomatopeia is more than a funny word, it is a means to true written music.

And after reading that reply, not only am I amazed at how well put this comment was, I am also, in fact, hungry.

*Now where did I put that steak?* #sextoys
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Michai
11/14/09

In reply to There Shouldn't Be A GPS Tracking System In My Lingerie
Yeah thats just strange, I'm going to have to agree. Some things just don't need a GPS. I say put some LEDs in the lingerie instead, preferably to light up the important areas. #gpslingerie
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Curves
11/14/09

In reply to There Shouldn't Be A GPS Tracking System In My Lingerie
For "between $1200 and $1600" I could buy so much lingerie (prettier too) that there would never be a doubt where I was. ;) #gpslingerie
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Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!!
11/14/09

In reply to There Shouldn't Be A GPS Tracking System In My Lingerie

Ya know, I can't help but think of how many mugging rapists out there would be licking their chops at the thought of a woman wearing one of these.

And then I realized that in this scary day and age, there are a few men out there that might try to wear one of these too!

Horrified, I then thought... IT'S A TRAP!

"!" #gpslingerie
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Edited by Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!! at 11/14/09 7:20 AM

jakemg
11/14/09

@Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!!: I'm going to investigate it, though. I need to see how much of a trap it is. #gpslingerie
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Calzo
11/14/09

In reply to There Shouldn't Be A GPS Tracking System In My Lingerie
I don't need a gps to find the g spot....
well that was classy. #gpslingerie
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