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My iPod Is Bigger Than Yours
Apple designmeisters Jonathan Ive and Jody Turner gave this giant pink nano to fashion genius Paul Smith for his birthday. Smith is the designer—among many things—of my NSFW naked pin-up wallet, which you can see after the jump. More » -
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Sex Toys Make Delightful Additions to Any Home
This little site provides illustrated guides to using all kinds of sex toys in new and unexpectedly G-rated ways around the house. If you were wondering how to turn that two-foot-long-double-headed-you-know-what into a keyboard wrist-rest, read on.
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The Art of Bomber Girls
One of the things I remember from my childhood years is falling in love with a bomber girl in the cover of an old PC game. Maybe that's why I like airplanes—and airplane pinups—so much: More » -
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Robo-Geisha Invade Theaters With Chainsaws, Butt Blades and Fried Shrimp
If fembots were viciously cultured Japanese escorts instead of just ditsy blondes, Austin Powers would not have lived to make The Love Guru. (Tagged NSFW for crude violence and PG13 T&A) More » -
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Apple Pulls iPhone App That Allowed for Child Pornography Uploads
Apple has pulled BeautyMeter—the iPhone/iPod touch app that allowed users to upload naked pictures of themselves for others to rate—after a 15-yo girl published this picture showing her bare breasts and pubic hair. More » -
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3D Porn Is Coming At You, All Puns Intended (NSFW)
We already knew 3D porn was on it's way (whether you like it or not), but Current has gone deep inside this issue to find out just how future porn will be virtually poking you in the eye. More » -
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Say Goodbye To the Hottest Girls iPhone App
Hope you got in on the Naked girls iPhone App while you had the chance. Apple just removed it from the US store. More »
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First Apple-Approved iPhone Porn App
Listen up, porn purveyors of the world: This is the first iPhone application to contain bare boobs. The $1.99 app for iPhone and iPod touch only showed girls in lingerie and bikinis until now, according to its developer: More »
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Kush Props Up Large Breasts For Comfortable Sleeping
Being unable to sleep because my boobs are too big is a problem I have never had. But I'm sympathetic, oh so sympathetic. More » -
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MyVibe Thighs-On: First iPhone Vibrator App Approved by Apple (NSFW)
MyVibe is probably the first x-rated app approved by Apple—following the introduction of content ratings—and the first vibrator. Sexual health expert Dr. Debby Herbenick has tried it. Here are her thoughts on it (NSFW): More » -
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Apple's Simplistic iPod Marketing Trumped by Competitor's Shamefully Blatant Sexuality
Short of physically inserting the waterproof Cube H100D into an open orifice, I can't imagine this ad for the Chinese PMP being any more suggestive. [imp3 via Le Journal du Geek] -
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Beautiful Women and Headphones: Oil Paintings by Jonathan Viner (NSFW)
This Saturday (June 20th) Sloan Fine Art in New York will be featuring these oil paintings of beautiful women wearing headphones and only headphones. More » -
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How They Created a Hotter Megan Fox In Transformers 2
I really thought this "Transformers 2: CGI Megan Fox Even Hotter This Time" behind-the-scenes footage was a joke by those guys at LandlineTV. Apparently, I was very wrong: More » -
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Breastlight: A Light for Breasts
OK, no tit jokes on this one because breast cancer is a serious matter. This is Breastlight, a home appliance that will help women monitor bosoms for lumps. More » -
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Dildroid: Runs On Android, You Know Exactly What It Does
Debby may be all excited about the iPhone 3GSex, but if you have an Android phone, you can join the fun too. The good: So cute. The bad: From now on, the Android mascot will look like a penis. [Fleshbot] -
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In iPhone 3GS, the "S" Stands for Sex
I was going to write another article about how the iPhone 3GS' features make it an almost-perfect sex toy, but Debby—who is prettier than me too—was first. She got me at "don't insert it in your anus." [MySexProfessor] -
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Hardcore Tetris Orgy Brings Back Odd Memories
In case you missed it, last Saturday marked the 25th birthday of the legendary Tetris, the game that made the Nintendo GameBoy an instant blockbuster and became a pop-culture icon. And a porn-culture icon too. [Thanks Eduardo] -
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Sexy Screen Wash for iPhone Is Both Stupid and a Scam
I rented Bikini Carwash 2 once. It was good, but I missed a lot of the plot because I didn't see the first one. Maybe that's why I bought this scam called Sexy Screen Wash for the iPhone. More » -
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iPhone Zips Will Let You Unzip Jeans to See Naughty Bits
Jake Landon got it all wrong with Zips Lite, yet another useless application for iPhone that we like anyway. His app will let you unzip jeans to uncover what's inside. More » -
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Hacked Public Bicycle Kiosk Shows Porn Movie, Extra Benefits of Public Transport
This is a computer kiosk used to control public bicycle lending. But as you can see in the image, the touchscreen is not displaying the software used for this task, but a porn movie at full screen. More » -
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Naked Ladies Slipping on Banana Peels on the DS
We've seen a Disney artist draw some technically proficient images on the iPhone, but for some reason—maybe it's the hardware, maybe it's the content—we just weren't as captivated. More » -
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Peek-O-Matic Strips Pinups, Hunks, Flabby Gizmodo Editors
I liked the iPhone application that allow you to get Suicide Girls naked at the flick of a wrist. But I like this one even more, because it actually works like the old stripper pens. And even while I want more girls, it has something for everyone. [iTunes App Store] -
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Get Girls Half-Naked in Your iPhone
I'm not a fan of the Suicide Girls—although I've a crush for Gwen, a waitress at the Blackbird Parlour who looks like one, only prettier—but I love their iPhone application. More » -
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Let's Agree to Never Make Meatgrinders Sentient, OK?
Never, ever, ever attempt to fight a meat grinder. The following photos, from rotten.com, illustrate why. (Do not click through if you are squeamish.) More » -
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This Gorilla Keychain Has Not Shame Nor Banana
Spotted in Japan's Donki, the "Interesting Gorilla Keychain" has tainted our ability to appreciate family-friendly wind-up toys forever. Remember the good old days when Donald Duck tripping over your carpet was entertaining enough? [TokyoMango] -
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This Is Not Proper Computer Use Posture
What's even worse is that she's typing in Dvorak. [Girls With Flexibility (Slightly NSFW)] -
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A Girl Getting Transformed (NSFW)
'Cause once you go 'bot, you never go back. The rest of this definitely NSFW Shogun Warrior photoshoot from a 1977 issue of Gallery magazine is over at io9. NSFW: More » -
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Houston, We Got Porn On the Moon
A pornish cartoon. That's what the surprised astronauts from the Apollo 16 mission found while walking on the Moon. It was in their checklist—mounted on the forearm—but it wasn't the first time that happened: More » -
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Bra Boosts Cleavage When Women Desire Intercourse
The upcoming Smart Memory Bra by Lisca lingerie senses a woman's arousal through her body's heat, then squeezes her boobs together accordingly. We ask, does a pushup bra really need an off switch? More » -
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Bacon Lube Only Works On Vibrating Gadgets, Body Parts
We love bacon. We love lube. We love bacon lube. Yes, you know its uses. A friend of mine sent me the link just now. The mail's subject: "Mmmm...bacon." I agree. [BuzzFeed—Thanks Rebecca] -
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Crazy Girl's Butt Photo Meme Takes Russia by Storm
What you are seeing here is a Russian woman sticking her butt up in the air, taking a photo in the mirror with her cellphone's camera. And for some reason, countless females are following up: More » -
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Japanese Marriage Bra Gently Nudges Men Toward Nuptials, With Boobs
Triumph international, the same guys who came up with the eminently practical Chopstick Bra, have channeled their proudly insincere energies into fake-solving Japan's declining marriage rate. Behold... The Marriage Hunting Bra. More » -
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Just Some Naked Guys With iPhones!
You're an attractive guy. You workout. You like to take semi-nude to full-nude pictures of yourself. Oh, and you own an iPhone! More » -
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Fully Functional Steampunk Vibrator Might Scald Your Privates
Unemployed exhibitionist metal worker Ani Niow created this fine piece of true steampunk craftsmanship, which for once actually deserves the "steampunk" moniker. Yes, it works. Sort of. Just avoid touching any exposed skin. More » -
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USB Vibrator Brings Bodily Fluids a Bit Too Close to Your Ports
Look, I'm sure it's super convenient to charge the ol' vibe using your laptop, but is this really necessary? We all know how water damage voids warranties. [The Frisky via The Daily What] -
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The Earth Angel Wind-Up Vibrator Is as Disappointing as the Real Thing
From the little we claim to know on the topic, most women make do using electricity (batteries or plugs) to power their vibrators. But what about those poor Amish and extreme eco hippies? More » -
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The Unofficial Boobies DS Holder
Their old world yarn craftsmanship brings new meaning to the phrase "sweater kittens"—hard to believe that thisonetwo-of-a-kind holder is not for sale. [photobucket via WiiNooB Thanks Jamie!] -
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Casio's Exilim Phone Ads Make Me
There's a thin line between effectively using skin to sell a product and making your audience feel like sex creeps. With these vaguely porny Exilim C721 phone ads, Casio is nowhere near it. More »Want To Buy An Exilim PhoneFeel Like A Pervert
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