When I was 9 I was either neck deep in LEGO bricks, or playing with my BMX trying to outrun cars on the sidewalk. Daddy, why didn't you buy me a computer? What's that Daddy? You want me to burn this office down? OK, you're the boss I guess.
"Man, this makes the "Clean Desk Award" I earned in 3rd grade seem like total crap." -- If it makes you feel better, that award was total crap to begin with.
@sumocat: A clean desk is nothing to be ashamed of, not at all. I have never won such an award, and would proudly display it if I had. Either that or I'd leave it lying under a pile of crap on my desk, for the sake of irony.
Kids are practically born wired in now, and its not a bad thing. There is so much information available to them on line and through cable tv that we didnt have. I had my daughter on my lap and on line at 9 months old and she is a rabid Mythbusters and TimeWarp fan. (She also just tested in the top 5% in the country in Science, so SOMETHING is working).
@Curves: "...but I dont let her read the comments for obvious reasons."
And thus she stays in the top 5% of the country's class.
Oh, and tell her that a stranger from far, far away thinks she is really cool to be achieving such high Science scores and encourages her to keep up the good work!
Isn't there labour laws against this behaviour, understandbly the kid is high intelligent, and must be applauded, but I am left wondering as to how much input his father had in the making of the app.
@bosskev: ... in which case the finger wouldn't be completely lost. It would be found, reattached, and the subject of a docudrama starring its rightful owner.
"His father, who also writes iPhone applications..."
... had absolutely nothing, I mean nothing, to do with writing this one. Nothing at all. Really. Didn't even know about it till it hit the app store. Seriously.
It's not like this kid is sitting in his room by himself with no human contact like some kind of anti-social savant.
Nope, he's working with his family and linking his skills and hard-work with the love, support, and good-natured competition that only close ties can provide.
@92BuickLeSabre: Nicely put, 92BLS. It is nice to see that, at least in some places, family bonds matter. Still, I would not trade memories of my dystopian upbringing for nothing.
Well, maybe not nothing. I would consider swapping my disfunctional family memories for one of those Costco 24-packs of Twinkies. Yeah, that I would do. And maybe a tub of cashews.
@Ike_Skelton: See, this opens up the site to everyone with a facebook account though. That's the problem. It makes it much easier to comment on something you may know absolutely nothing about. Before, you had to make an effort to register an account, and that bounces a lot of the lazy idiots just like that.
@I, Amsterdaam: "I want quality comments, not a cheap, poor attempt at flaming."
Agreed. Cheap, poor attempts at flaming will not be tolerated. Give us well-articulated, full-on ranty raving flames, fergawdzake...THAT's what Gizmodo is all about, dammit!
I thought it was amusing. Also, like many others here I enjoy the humor, no matter how lame or cheesy it may be at times. I have enough sh*t to deal with IRL so I appreciate being able to come here, hang with some good people, share a laugh or two and shoot the breeze for a while.
If you don't like it here no one is forcing you to stay....
@lostarchitect: I know a couple from college. It's weird because you wouldn't know that they were geniuses until someone tells you their Putnam competition rank.
I don't consider someone a genius/protegy unless they excel in at least 3 categories, one being a fine art, one a math or science, and one a geography or history.
I think those are the official guidelines for a genius! In fact, I'm coining them as the guidelines.
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Just introduce her to Gizmodo commenting. THAT will put a stop to that "learning" nonsense!
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And thus she stays in the top 5% of the country's class.
Oh, and tell her that a stranger from far, far away thinks she is really cool to be achieving such high Science scores and encourages her to keep up the good work!
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See frigg above. No fatherly input at all. Nope. Not even the tiniest little comment.
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It could have been worse. You could have been playing with Lorena Bobbitt.
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... had absolutely nothing, I mean nothing, to do with writing this one. Nothing at all. Really. Didn't even know about it till it hit the app store. Seriously.
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It's not like this kid is sitting in his room by himself with no human contact like some kind of anti-social savant.
Nope, he's working with his family and linking his skills and hard-work with the love, support, and good-natured competition that only close ties can provide.
*single tear*
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Well, maybe not nothing. I would consider swapping my disfunctional family memories for one of those Costco 24-packs of Twinkies. Yeah, that I would do. And maybe a tub of cashews.
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Yeah and in such a positive way too and not like, "Luke, join me on the Dark Side and together we'll rule the Galaxy as father and son."
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Do you do stand up?
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Sorry there isn't a star next to my name and, to be honest, could give a shit what you guys think.
The joke was lame and unnecessary.
I want news not a cheap, poor attempt at humor.
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In addition, it's hilarious that you think that your opinion matters. You are lame and unnecessary.
I want quality comments, not a cheap, poor attempt at flaming.
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Agreed. Cheap, poor attempts at flaming will not be tolerated. Give us well-articulated, full-on ranty raving flames, fergawdzake...THAT's what Gizmodo is all about, dammit!
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"The joke was lame and unnecessary.
I want news not a cheap, poor attempt at humor."
I thought it was amusing. Also, like many others here I enjoy the humor, no matter how lame or cheesy it may be at times. I have enough sh*t to deal with IRL so I appreciate being able to come here, hang with some good people, share a laugh or two and shoot the breeze for a while.
If you don't like it here no one is forcing you to stay....
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I don't consider someone a genius/protegy unless they excel in at least 3 categories, one being a fine art, one a math or science, and one a geography or history.
I think those are the official guidelines for a genius! In fact, I'm coining them as the guidelines.
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That's right baby...the proud Nation of Chromeo!