What If Famous Books Had Ridiculous Linkbait Titles?

The thing about literature is that it takes itself so damn seriously. What if, for a change, instead of pretentious and opaque titles, famous books came with ridiculous linkbait titles instead?

College Humor has done a real good job with this series of great book covers reworked to cast them as clickable internet stories. There are way more over on their site, and I'd click the crap out of all of them. [College Humor]