What's the First Thing You're Going to Order When Kozmo Comes Back?Mario Aguilar9/24/13 6:03pmFiled to: chatroomkosmo46EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkDid you hear that Kozmo, the wonderful early-aughts delivery service, is maybe coming back sometime soon? Holy crap that makes me simultaneously elated for myself and concerned for humanity. We are all going to die from a terrible case of lazy and/or the economy is going to collapse because Kozmo is the definition of a terrible business. ShareTweet Kinja is in read-only mode. We are working to restore service.