John Carver
You’ll have to add yourself to the NECA waitlist (do so here) to get your mitts on this $35, seven-inch figure of the villain from Eli Roth’s 2023 slasher based on a 2007 fake trailer; it sold out its pre-orders. It’s expected to ship in May, so even if you have to wait for more to become available you will hopefully still have your mitts on it before you-know-which fall holiday. The scourge of Plymouth, Massachusetts comes with “musket, sledgehammer, axe, dart gun, meat tenderizer, knives, removable hat, extra hands, and three interchangeable masks,” plus an aversion to big-box stores and a deep commitment to revenge.
