“We’re not talking.”

The delicious irony of Guillermo: as he begins to embrace his inherited vampire-killing skills, his frustration over Nandor’s reluctance to turn him into a vampire only grows—to the point where they “break up” when Guillermo decides to become a familiar to Celeste (Greta Lee) instead. The scene where Nandor goes to visit Guillermo at his new digs—followed by their fumbling reconciliation when it’s revealed that Celeste is actually not a vampire—is probably the most real their relationship has ever gotten.