It’s five o’clock somewhere

In “Colin’s Promotion,” the only household member with an actual job—though he’s not even sure what he does, since he just shows up at random offices and blends in among the cubicles, tormenting his co-workers and draining their energy as he goes—somehow finds himself in a managerial role. It doesn’t take long before being boss gives him a literal power surge (“I feel like I have the power of a thousand cowboys running through my veins right now!” he giggles, before smashing a trash can like a paper cup) and soon, we get to see Colin Robinson, so often dismissed by his housemates, at his vampiric peak.