Clowning Around
The scariest thing about a talking 7-foot-tall demonic clown holding two little kids upside down from their feet while they scream and struggle to get free is that for the other 11 months of the year this thing has to hide out in a corner of your garage or basement, leaving you terrified every time you turn the lights on and forget it’s there. Maybe it is just best to stick to a couple of pumpkins on the porch.
Price: $300
