The Genius Bar is considered, by some, to be the paragon of tech support. But capricious pricks just "following the rules" that happen to completely screw you work everywhere. So tell us your Genius Bar horror stories.

Did a Genius drop your MacBook and explode it into a thousand pieces? Try to exorbitantly charge you for a repair that should've been free? Or just act like a total bastard?

The most horrific true story wins free pizza as a consolation to sop up your tears. Leave 'em in the comments or email me with the subject "Genius Bar Horror Stories."