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Pornkins: There Goes the Neighborhood!

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Carving pumpkins with scary faces is kids stuff. Carving pumpkins with sexual scenes more explicit than you ever thought possible (for a pumpkin)—that’s what mature witches and warlocks do. Say hello to the not-safe-for-work-or-neighborhood-kids Pornkins:

The Pornkins set, which is on sale for $20, includes 2 carving knifes, 1 poker tool, 1 instruction sheet, 1 scoop, and all 10 stencils. Those knives and the stencils are for making the pornkins—the rest, who knows! [Pornkins – Thanks Jason!]

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