Two shirts, two lovers, a bunch of hearts and one shared bad clothing taste or a shared obsession with Zelda. Or both. In any case, this proximity-based 8-Bit Dynamic Life Shirt is a recipe for style disaster. Or absolute happiness. Probably depending on your alcohol mana or yellow smiley pills stamina levels, as the animated diagram just added video show.
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In the words of purveyors of all things absurd, Think Geek, this is “the ideal Valentine’s Day Gift.” And in the inmortal words of Addy: “no, no, no, no. NO.” Available now for $24.99 each plus the transmitter pack that senses the presence of your Other One. Tech-nological RO-MANCE!* [Think Geek]
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