PC Tools, a security software maker, shared this allegedly true flirtbot encounter. If you’re so gullible and/or lonely that a flirtbot this dumb can con you, your old Windows machine deserves to get gangbanged by phishing scams, viruses and spyware.
Remember, this is supposed to be really real:
[email protected] says:
hey, hows it going?
Mary says:
good thanks
sorry who r u?
[email protected] says:
i’m 21/f your a male right?
Mary says:
um no!
32/f
how did u get my msn??
[email protected] says:
nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?
Mary says:
i have no idea, you added me….
[email protected] says:
I know a way we can chat and have a better time.. do you cam?
Mary says:
ummm but you are a girl?
[email protected] says:
Well i don’t do yahoo cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before… But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records…
Mary says:
sorry but i am not into girls
i dont know how you got my msn
[email protected] says:
I mean… Do you want to see me on my cam?
Mary says:
sorry but i am not into girls
how did u get my msn?
[email protected] says:
Ok go to [EVIL REDACTED URL] accept the invite on the page baby
Mary says:
what is the capital of saudi aurabia?
[email protected] says:
sweet, fill out the info ur info.. i can not wait for you to see me baby let me find something nice to wear
Mary says:
wow this is a botnet, crazy!!
ha ha
[email protected] says:
whats a bot?
Mary says:
u r not a real person
[email protected] says:
its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site, so they might ask for CC to verify your age babe.
Mary says:
what is the capital of saudi arabia…..
[email protected] says:
What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere…
Mary says:
hmmm pink
[email protected] says:
ok, great I got the perfect pink panties for ya …ur gunna love these!!
Mary says:
no black
[email protected] says:
Your such a good boy, i’m gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me to do!
Mary says:
i am a girl!!
[email protected] says:
Ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam.
I mean really. How can this bot not even know the capital of Saudi Arabia? And doesn’t it know all 21-year-old females who like to party are named Chastity? [PC Tools]
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