Getdrunknotfat has a mission to keep you slim and trim while you drink yourself silly. The website painstakingly compiled the calories and calorie-to-alcohol ratio of many popular alcoholic beverages. All this wonderful data is organized in a searchable chart.
For those that are dying to find out, the drink with the best kick for its calories is Everclear. It may have a whopping 1800 calories for every 12 ounces, but you only need a fraction of that amount to catch a buzz. On the other side of the chart is TGIF On the Rocks Mudslide which has a measly 10% alcohol level and a whopping 731 calories per 12 ounces. At those levels, you would need more than one of these tasty drinks to get your fatty self tipsy.
Oh and if your poor, there's a companion website that shows you how to drink for pennies.[Getdrunknotfat]