Alien Hookers To Open Area 51 Brothel In Nevada

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How much would you pay to have the sex with slave Leia in Jabba the Hutt's lair? What about a Uhura double? Or a 44DD Imperial Storm Trooper (NSFW)?

Think about it, because soon you would discover how much these fantasies cost in a new sci-fi brothel that will open in Nevada. It's going to be called Alien Cathouse, a hooker house that would be opened by Nevada businessman Dennis Hof. Hof already owns two brothels in Nevada, including the famed Moonlite Bunny Ranch.

Hof bought an old brothel 90 miles from Las Vegas and he wants to create an Area 51-themed adult park out of it. He will not only refurbish the building, but he will also turn the whole plot into an alien adult fantasy land.


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