Aliens let their balls loose on Earth in Syfy's Independence Daysaster

It's looking bad for humanity this July 4th. If Syfy's next TV movie is right, we're going to have some major balls on our hands. These balls are extra-terrestrial in origin, and they're a deep threat to our survival. Terrifyingly, it seems the aliens plan to drop these deadly balls right on our unsuspecting faces.

Will we as a people be able to come together, to fight, to kick these balls back to where they belong? Will the balls just be too huge... a problem to overcome? Or can we somehow find the balls' weakness, some kind of sensitive spot, if you will, where we can focus our attack? To find out for sure, you'll have to watch Independence Daysaster when it airs at 9:00 p.m. on June 27th on Syfy.

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