Android Phone Name Generator: Funny Because It's Sad

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Oh, to be an Android brand manager, brewing up new device names by tossing darts at a Saturday morning cartoon adjective board. But why work even that hard? This Android phone name generator does it to sweet, sad, cliched perfection.

Below are a few of the favorites that I've encountered at my new favorite single-serve site, whose real genius lies in using real Android phone names almost exclusively, albeit in mix-and-match order:

LG Wildfire Incredible S

Samsung Amaze Neo Plus E

Samsung Vigor Touch Z E Pro

LG Hero Optimus Plus 2

HTC Amaze Optimus E G2 S

Forget fragmentation, Android. Your real problem is that you're running out of macho pseudo sci-fi cliches. [Android Phone Name Generator via Engadget]