If it’s always been your darkest desire to read email on a tiny, monochrome display, Zyonshop is carrying the $70 ZPW10 PDA Watch, which might address your disturbing needs. The ZPW10 can sync with Outlook via USB to load all your standard contacts and appointments for viewing on its inexplicably sideways-oriented screen. As much as we all love gimmicky watches, I think we all know that there are certain things we just don’t want to do on a one-inch screen (for a second I considered something with midgets, but no, I prefer a larger screen for that, too).