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At Gizmodo Gallery '09: Tasers!

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We really wanted to tase someone live in Giz Gallery '09, but thanks to those pesky, fat cat NYC lawmakers, we can't really do that. But we will be able to let you get down on some target practice with Taser probes.

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We'll have a target box set up in the back of the gallery where you'll be able to ready...aim...fire at the thing so that you'll know how to properly execute a long distance tase in the future. Even better, we'll have the leopard print C2 from Taser, which Frucci loves so so much because of its MP3 player capability and sweet looks.

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And while it's not entirely legal to publicly tase Jason Bentley in the gallery, it might be legal to tase some pancakes from the ChefStack pancake maker or the singing Tesla coils.

Gizmodo Gallery 2009
Groupe
267 Elizabeth Street
New York, NY 10012

Gallery Dates:
September 23rd-27th

Times:

9/22 Tuesday
Media Day by appointment only. For info please contact gallery@gizmodo.com.

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9/23 Wednesday
12-8

9/24 Thursday
12-8

9/25 Friday
12-8

9/26 Saturday
11-8
9-? - Live Musical Performance

9/27 Sunday
11-6

Read more about our Giz Gallery 09 here, follow @gizgallery on Twitter and see what else we'll be playing with at the event. And special thanks to Toyota's Prius — without their sponsorship, there would be no Gizmodo Gallery.

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DISCUSSION

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I will drop everything and fly to New York immediately if we can have a taser tournament battle to the pain. Commenters battle in the early rounds, work our way up to Editor Challenges. Who should be the final boss? Frucci? Diaz? Come on, who's the Goro of this group? Who's the Shang Tsung? Who's Shao Khan? Why are there so many bosses? These questions need to be answered.