You'd have to be an April Fool (nice tie-in, huh?) to not like this massive hand-built locomotive grill and smoker. It recently fetched $12,370.95 on eBay, but considering that it's actually an eat-in kitchen (complete with booth), the price is really pretty reasonable. The conductor hat you wear while cooking, however, is not.
And no, this is not a joke. We're dead serious about our choo choos. Hit the jump for some bonus pictures of something we're a bit too poor/tasteful to have in our own home.