So last night as I went to sleep, I decided that I was going to get that Ring Thing bottle opener. But then! Reader Justin Derbes sent in a link to this Bison Designs bottle opener keychain, which is not only just four bucks, but happens to be a hex/bike nut tool, as well. Since I just got a new bike (on which I piston the bruising force of New York’s historic cobblestones into my assflesh), I’m leaning toward the Bison keychain.
http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/clothing/index.php#ring-thing-bottle-opener-102385
The only problem is that shipping, at $7, costs more than the opener itself. I have an ingrained inability to purchase things that cost more to ship than they do to buy. Clearly, this is a problem that needs more beer.
Product Page [BisonBelts]
Update: Oh, wait! I can buy two, and give one away. I’m a genius.
