Illustration for article titled Blast Boxers Make Crotch Explosions Less Risky

Worried that your naughty bits will get damaged in an explosion? Then you need to go ahead and spend $95 on a pair of these brightly colored undies. They're lined with enough Aramid fabric and kevlar to keep things safe.


The heaven-sent product's name is the Blast Boxer and it was designed to keep military personnel safer in areas full of improvised explosive devices, but I'm sure it'll serve any paranoid men quite well. [Blast Boxers via Uncrate]


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