Lead With the Worst
While Bob and the kids are chasing down the perfect gift for Linda in “My Fuzzy Valentine,” she turns the restaurant into a speed-dating game for lonely customers. To her horror, late arrival Sergeant Bosco declares it’s best to just loudly announce all your worst flaws to any potential partner, and gets everyone else to do the same. Linda disapproves… but has a change of heart when Teddy (“I dress up as Santa every night, it’s the only way I can go to sleep”), of all people, comes away with a phone number and a possible new flame.