Bollywood star Priyanka Chopra has already modeled the disco fashions of 2050, and now it looks like she may be dating an alien. At least, a Bollywood news site claims that Priyanka is in line to play the love interest in the sequel to Superman Returns. (And there's a suggestion she plays a brilliant scientist, but I'm not sure if that's just Zee News speculating.) We're in favor of anything that gets Supes to stop stalking Kate Bosworth. [Zee News]
@zenpoet: Gosh, thanks. Actually, the whole kerfuffle was much less exciting, much less related to anything I actually did, and much more [Gawker.com] insidery than deserves to be related here. UNLESS ANYONE WANTS TO BE REALLY, REALLY UNDERWHELMED.
Needless to say, no one was actually banned on anything more than a humorously temporary basis.