Bollywood superstar Shah Rukh Khan doesn't give a damn about his naughty bits showing in airport security full body scans. In fact, he's turned them into dedicated glamour photos. According to him, only people with small penises whine about it.
I was in London recently going through the airport and these new machines have come up, the body scans. You've got to see them. It makes you embarrassed—if you're not well endowed.
You walk into the machine and everything - the whole outline of your body - comes out.
I was a little scared. Something happens [inside the scans], and I came out.
Then I saw these girls - they had these printouts. I looked at them. I thought they were some forms you had to fill. I said 'give them to me' - and you could see everything inside. So I autographed them for them.
The exact same thing happened to me at Heathrow recently. Except that there weren't any girls, but a fat security guy named Ralph. [Yahoo!]