Perhaps that alien fixture with illuminated lava lamp phallus is not adding that touch of class you'd hoped to the old apartment. Then grab the Jeeves Wooster lampshades instead.

Priced at a steep $640 per pair, you can offset that cost since—and I'm not sure you were quick enough to notice this—the lampshades actually double as hats. I know, I know. Without us, you'd never learn to save money. And you would have never realized that your alien fixture complete with lava lamp phallus could decorate your front porch, just like a ceramic goose. [Hidden Art Shop via bbGadgets]