Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Don't Know How to Use Amazon.com

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One of the cardinal rules of Hollywood is that in order to be a very good looking actor, you also have to be very smart. So, we're confused as to why Brangelina seem to be breaking that rule. INTERNET HARD.

In an interview with USA Today, Jolie was asked whether the two online shop for Christmas presents—this was a hard-hitting interview, okay?

"Brad and I were on Amazon.com for the first time a week ago. But we got lost. After an hour, we just shut it off. My brain is too scattered and the wires go in different directions. I'll stick to catalogs."

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Granted, Amazon's web interface is pretty lousy, but if you're used a computer within the past two decades, you should be able to navigate it without calling in a personal shopper and/or seeing eye dog.

And yet—lost! Like two adventurers, flung from their canoe, splashing desperately in the middle of the Nile. How did we wind up here? I typed TABLET COMPUTER but now all I see are socks?? What is this? Who are you? Where are the TABLET COMPUTERS? Where do I click to adopt children? Everything is spinning. Brad? Brad are you there? The mouse is tangled around my arm! I can't—I can't find—I—... [USA Today via Daily What]

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Maybe you are just an ass, Biddle? They clearly say that their brains don't work well with amazon, and they prefer a catalog. is this because they are stupid? Must be! as a child of the technological revolution, there's no other possibility! except maybe the fact that catalogs aren't laid out by category, don't have thousands of products, and also don't lend themselves to tangential searching. Shitty writers like you are ruining an otherwise good media source. Ugh.