Brighthand’s Ed Hardy is now my forsworn enemy. See, Stowaway sent me one of their new folding Bluetooth Keyboards for review, but thanks to the indolent slime slurping shit-for-brains that helm our local FedEx hub, I got to bumble around Queens (“Like Brooklyn, But Norther”) trying to track down a counterfactually extant package while Hardy got to fiddle around with his special new dandypants wireless keyboard. Hates him. Hurts him. Then the recreant shit swizzle had the nerve to only sort of like it, calling it “only marginally better” than the infrared version.
Curse your turtleneck, Ed Hardy. Your beard will not save you this time.
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