What’s it gonna be press? Can you do it?
And the press said, “fuck yeah!”
Technically, the press blasts a hole through the pack of cards and smooshes a circular section into a brittle little hockey puck. We’ll give the press a win for that.
But that’s not all this latest batch of pressing stuff until it’s dead has in store for viewers. The Hydraulic Press people just decided to forgo a theme this time around and press a bunch of different stuff. There’s a useless electronic box that’s punished for its uselessness, a flattened rubber eraser, a splintering giant pencil and more.