Perfect for the mobile blackmailer, the Canon Card Photo Printer CP-300 is a lightweight portable dye-sublimation unit that can print incriminating pictures in just 85 seconds (coincidentally the average amount of time it takes to be choked to death by a jealous husband). With rechargeable battery pack and direct-from-camera printing, you can hide in even the most unwired closets, making your town-to-town grifting life a breeze, and leaving you plenty of time to wash your stained undershirts in a dingy hotel sink.
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