Oh, you handsome devil! Wouldn’t you just love to have your lady wear one of these sex-tastic cellphone garters? She’ll look smashing as you and she wander through the Wal-Mart on a Sunday afternoon, looking for lawn sprinklers. She’ll be wearing her cut-off jean skirt and ironic T-shirt, you’ll be in your Schlitz shirt and jeans, but damn if she won’t look fine sporting a cell phone garter.
Want 15% off? Sure, you do. Type the code “cell” when you order. Then you can get it for less than $18. Some days I just want to go back to bed.
Product Page[A Little Lingerie Company via Shiny Shiny]
