Crochet Yourself This X-Wing Blanket If You Love Star Wars and Are Constantly Cold

All images: MJs Off the Hook designs
All images: MJs Off the Hook designs

How’s a guy supposed to blow up the Death Star from the comfort of his own couch? Naturally, through the ancient Jedi technique of crochet.

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Your feet go inside the cockpit and the engines act like hand warmers. The wings probably just end up collecting crumbs and popcorn bits. It has all the laziness of a slanket, while also removing the burden of mobility. You can’t buy these yet, but you can purchase the pattern for $6 if you’re handy with a crochet hook and have 2,000 yards of yarn. It’s sure to make someone in your life very happy/lazy.

I only hope this picture doesn’t follow this kid into adolescence.

Illustration for article titled Crochet Yourself This X-Wing Blanket If You Love iStar Wars /iand Are Constantly Cold

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Now they just gotta figure out how to make a crochet Death Star beanbag chair.