Darth Vader Gets Pregnant, Has a Girl and a Cake

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What in the name of all that is sugar frosted and cinnamon-flavored is this cake from hell? Is Darth Vader going to eat your baby? Is the Dark Lord your child's father too? Answer us!

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Apparently, it's just a way to welcome a newborn girl into this world. Because nothing says "Have a wonderful life" better than a pastel-colored galaxy with the Dark Lord of the Sith kidnapping your baby. I would give it a 0.75 on the Jesus Switch Scale of wrongmodoness. [Cake Wrecks via Star Wars Blog]

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"If you only knew what happened that night. Uncle Tobi never told you what happened."

"He told me enough! He told me that I am ready to be a dad! "

"No, I AM the father!"

"No. No. That's not true. That's impossible! "

"Search your feelings, you know it to be true!"

"Noooooooo!"