Darth Vader is no stranger to run-ins with the law, whether heisting banks in Long Island, participating in dubiously conceived Ukrainian land use legislation, or receiving parking tickets in Brooklyn.
https://gizmodo.com/darth-vader-robbed-a-bank-in-long-island-5594708
https://gizmodo.com/strange-law-allowed-darth-vader-to-grab-free-land-in-th-5861428
But in Toledo, Ohio Wednesday afternoon, the Sith Lord robbed a bank yet again. Perhaps the most curious detail from this incident was the glimmer of a nascent Imperial velocipede program. (“After getting an undisclosed amount of money, he fled the scene using a dark colored BMX bike.”) We’d have figured he’d written off that mode of transportation after some withering words from Freddie Mercury.
[Via Northwest Ohio]
