Restraining order be damned! She won’t even know it’s you in this stylish Darth Vader voice changing mask and chest plate (charred, boiled flesh is the new pink). Through the magic of electronics, you can sound like everyone’s favorite Sith Lord, James Earl Jones. Comes complete with digitized heavy breathing sounds and clips from the movie, but sadly, no AT&T commercials.
Star Wars Darth Vader Voice Changer Mask [Hasbro via BoingBoing.]