Bad news for the breeders among us: there are a bunch of studies out there that point towards cell phones as a new cause of infertility and retarded sperm. A new report by Cleveland Clinic researchers adds to the evidence and has some bad news for us gadget junkies:
“Those men who used a cell phone for more than 4 hours per day had the biggest decrease in properties in sperm especially the count, quality, and quantity of the sperm. They are significantly impaired in these men.”
Time to line my pockets with lead. It’s for the good of the species, after all.
