WiFi-SM is an internet-enabled dermal patch that connects to over 4,500 news sources worldwide, delivering a mild electric shock when matched up with pre-designated keywords like “lethal injection” or “stun baton,” allowing you to share in the pain of the whole world while going about your day. For only $49.99, you can receive the WiFI-SM and the first 50 electric impulses for free.
Now, I can’t confirm that this is real, mostly because it totally isn’t real at all.
