I am the only person on the internet who is sad that Sci Fi Channel canceled Flash Gordon after a season of ice worms, skull guys, Gwar-looking hawkmen, 80s space fashions, and lots of scenes where Flash looks blond and goes “duh?” Even though Ming looked like a silly Eastern European bureaucrat, I’m going to miss this show. All I really wanted was for Ming’s daughter Aura to take off her Stevie Nicks getup and put the moves on mad scientist Rankol. Every woman loves a guy whose lower parts are made of machine. Sadly, I’ll never get my wish. Because the show is canceled. But at least I have my memories. [SyFy Portal]
