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I was just tooling around the back alleys of the Interweb when I stumbled upon a twee' and fey 2MB file containing FrontRow for OS X. Installation was easy as pie and now I have a Mac Mini with Front Row. Kind of slow on my machine, but that's not quite the point. I won't tell ye where to find it, young pirate, but ye may be able to find it in the the bay of pirates. Arr...

UPDATE - DVD Player doesn't work in this version.