Speaking of fawning reviews of things I don’t own (but would like to), PowerbookCentral.com has the audacity to not only review the $150 Future Sonic In-Ear Headphones, but actually like them (a sort of editorial dutch rub). When not defending Phil Collins and bitching about the subway system, Noah Kravitz gives a positive review of these foam-cushioned headphones that actually mold themselves to the shape of your inner ear—blocking out excessive ambient noise and allowing fuller, richer sound at lower decibels (saving your ears).