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These models deliver lines so painfully that I almost didn’t masturbate to their videos, but I have to admit, the third clip got won me over. A lot of people don’t know that right before Optimus Prime was killed, he blew the Autobot’s entire pension fund at the seediest strip joint on Unicron.

Warning: No nudity (at least not on the front page), but videos of bikini-clad women rolling twenty-sided dice may or may not be work safe.

Front Page [GeekFantasies via Fleshbot via Screenhead (Yes, we’re that lame.)]

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