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Santa Flaws

Image: Hallmark
Image: Hallmark

Jolly Old St. Pickolas” was on my original ornaments list, and he still disturbs me in the sense he makes me so damned angry. He looks absolutely nothing like a pickle because no pickle has ever been that shade of green, nor do they widen out at one end like a pear does. Still, at least St. Pickolas, unlike “Santa’s Workshop,” doesn’t depict ol’ Father Christmas standing in front of what is clearly an elf-filled sweatshop.