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David Ewalt, Editor in Chief, Gizmodo

Screenshot: Hasbro
Screenshot: Hasbro

“Pheeter Pharker waits at the bus stop for you to get home from work, and then awkwardly follows you from half a block back until you go into a bodega. He tries to follow you in, but the deli guy gives him that look so he scurries away in fear to watch girls go up and down the steps to the elevated train.”