Short of methamphetamine production, the greatest American pastime is drinking beer. And like methamphetamine production, sometimes getting that old fashioned homebrew taste isn’t worth all the work and blindness. Enter the Heineken Beertender, an at-home tap that accepts special four-liter kegs full of, well, Heineken. The refrigerated unit will keep the suds fresh for up to three weeks, but if you can’t make it through four-liters in less time than that maybe you don’t need the Beertender. As great as it all sounds, though, the Beertender is Europe-only at the moment, so don’t clean those bathtubs out just yet.
