In a tweet heard 'round the galaxy, the title of Star Wars Episode VII was revealed to be the somewhat gratifying but also quite puzzling The Force Awakens. Just because J.J. Abrams slapped some space words together doesn't mean we can't do better. The internet is already putting its best ideas forward.
Surely you've got a better title under that cloak of yours? Post your new and improved title card in the comments and we'll publish the best ones. May the Force awaken in you.
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