After the internet had a chance to hear Ben Carson’s theory about the pyramids, #bencarsonwikipedia has popped up on Twitter. It’s a safe space where supporters are sharing facts that you might find on Wikipedia in some alternate universe where Carson gets elected. Here is a non-definitive sampling of the best.
Roombas are cyborg anchor babies. #bencarsonwikipedia
— Erika Hall (@mulegirl) November 6, 2015
https://twitter.com/embed/status/662374628237545472
Africa is so dry because water is less wet there. #bencarsonwikipedia
— Bill Connell (@wjcstp) November 5, 2015
https://twitter.com/embed/status/662376413656297474
Global warming is just Jesus wrapping us in his warm embrace. #bencarsonwikipedia
— Crutnacker (@Crutnacker) November 5, 2015
The Amazon is the longest river named after a corporation. #bencarsonwikipedia
— Crutnacker (@Crutnacker) November 5, 2015
https://twitter.com/embed/status/662395121837604864
https://twitter.com/embed/status/662401432025350144
A magnet’s strength is determined by the blood type of the person holding it. #bencarsonwikipedia
— Mike Monteiro, cisgender male (@monteiro) November 5, 2015
https://twitter.com/embed/status/662409049816731648
@wilw #bencarsonwikipedia pic.twitter.com/M7kK7JrXL3
— Shalthis (@Shalthis) November 5, 2015
