Patents! They are often completely fucking insane. But here's my question about this one, "Apparatus for Facilitating the Birth of a Child by Centrifugal Force:" it'd work on helping me poop, too, right?
Yes, this is an elaborate contraption that you would strap a pregnant woman to who was about to give birth. It would then spin her around at a rate that would pull that baby right on out of her without her having to do as much work. What could possibly go wrong?!