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Here's Every Single Word You're Not Allowed to Text in Pakistan

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The Pakistan Telecommunication Authority doesn't want Pakistanis to be able to text the following words to each other, in fear that they will become rapists and murderers, or something. So it banned them. Here are those words.

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The list includes

ASS WHORE
BUDWEISER
COCK QUEEN
G-UNIT
POCKET POOL
SHAWTYPIMP
SNATCH PATCH
WEENIE

And over a thousand other words I don't think I've heard anyone other than middle schoolers utter. [PC Mag, Thanks, Nicko!]

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DISCUSSION

A few words stand out like sore spots on intelligence, of those noteworthy...:

Vagina - so what do the slave women call their private parts? Property?

Breast - Can't order a chicken breast? Well - probably not. Oh well, again - their women probably don't get diagnosed with breast cancer.

Naked - well, you know the comments

Roach - now obviously they're referring to the old terminology for a thingy of weed... but what do they call cockroaches o.O?

Suicide - *ahem*

Tongue - I guess they really have it out for the anatomy of a human.

I guess a religious run state really has it out for logic & science.

OH WELL, WU TANG CLAN AIN"T NOTHING TO MESS AROUND WITH.

Ha I can say that and not be stoned to death.

edit add: before I get called a stupid intolerant christian american I'd like to point out I have 0 problems with any religion anyone believes in, and no i do not think all of islam is bad, or any of it. I have a problem with religious run states/politics. just as anyone with a head on their shoulder.