Here's Every Single Word You're Not Allowed to Text in Pakistan

The Pakistan Telecommunication Authority doesn't want Pakistanis to be able to text the following words to each other, in fear that they will become rapists and murderers, or something. So it banned them. Here are those words.

The list includes

ASS WHORE
BUDWEISER
COCK QUEEN
G-UNIT
POCKET POOL
SHAWTYPIMP
SNATCH PATCH
WEENIE

And over a thousand other words I don't think I've heard anyone other than middle schoolers utter. [PC Mag, Thanks, Nicko!]

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