Contributing Astronaut:
King of the Food Nerds:
Model Post-Human:
Science Guy:
https://gizmodo.com/giz-bill-nye-explains-the-iphone-3gss-oleophobic-scree-5302097/
Experimental Surfer Dude:
War Photo Ace:
https://gizmodo.com/ask-a-pro-how-to-shoot-and-not-get-shot-in-a-war-zon-5330715
Some Guy Who Wrote Us a Guest Blog:
https://gizmodo.com/bill-gates-my-1979-memories-5321463
Our Spiritual Mascot:
Masters of the Science of Yum:
King of Vacuums:
https://gizmodo.com/james-dyson-lightning-interview-a-mac-man-with-a-blade-5381777